Stretch  looks like the result of an unholy union of a 16th century manuscript drawing of a shore bird and Mr. Peanut.                      ...

Welcome Ringo !  He may look dainty, but he's no lightweight.  He tops eleven inches and inhabits the southern border of my united quilt...

Property predatory birds, yeah, we got 'em.  We live on part of the Hawk Pride Mountain range(?) in extreme northwest Alabama (more like...