Yes indeed, good help is hard to find. My minions spend their spare time either snoozing or studying for end-of-the-school-year finals.
Meanwhile, I spend my time either folding 1900 pattern covers or hand quilting "Baltimore Rhapsody."
Tomorrow after helping with the school picnic, I start folding the big block patterns. Sometimes the wheel of progress moves slowly, but it is moving.
But there is no moving these guys...